Does your hoboes have Spleens?

If you loved me you would buy me this...

2009-02-04T17:45:19Z

Diabetes Art Fund Raiser

2008-07-01T03:03:26Z

Last week a friend of mine passed away. It was a bit of a surprise considering she was 19, and from what I can tell it was due to complications from diabetes. Britney Carle was too young to leave us. In lieu of flowers, her family asked us to make donations to The American Diabetes Association.
As I usually do, I found some creative way to acknowledge the loss of someone. This time, however, I am putting the painting on eBay, and all the proceeds will go to the aforementioned American Diabetes Association. Please take a look and if you feel like you can spare some cash, bid.

Very interesting....

2008-02-29T18:49:13Z

If you haven't seen this, check this out. Also, read the blog.

If you loved me you would buy me this

2008-02-29T00:57:17Z

(Insert title that can even begin to describe this)

2008-02-06T02:50:27Z

Either I repressed this or forgot due to severe head trauma

2007-12-11T05:08:42Z

I was looking up Mr. T on IMDB, as one does perioutially and I came across this:

I had to look it up on You Tube because of this discription:
In this series, Mr. T runs a gymnastics team made up of promising teen hopefuls.

Then I looked at the stars of the show and after Mr. T was Phil LaMarr, from Mad TV and Free Enterprise.

I can't believe Iforgot about this show. I either I repressed this or forgot due to severe head trauma.

I must have had a stroke

2007-11-23T04:07:05Z

Or a stroke like experience. It was probably brought on by Legally Blonde: The Musical, which was just on MTV. During the ending credits, they said "Andrew Bird shouldn't whistle so much."

The lesson we just learned is Legally Blonde: the musical is bad for your health but good for Andrew Bird.

Andy's Clues

2007-09-01T03:46:13Z

Here are your clues:

Sit on your thinking chairs.

WTF

2007-08-17T14:37:40Z

Ok sence when did Robert Downy Jr. become Johnny Depp

2007-06-28T04:00:48Z

First David Lee Roth and Tony Danza, then Adrien Paul and Sean Connery, now this.

blink

2007-06-25T04:04:00Z

There is a Superman animated movie coming out which only lists three of the actors and I had to blink.

The Superman Animated series, produced by Paul Dini that was on the air 10 years ago starred Dana Delaney as Lois Lane, Tim Daily as Superman and the gravely voiced Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor. The series was wonderfully cast, with top notch actors filling out the rogues gallery.

They are doing a new Superman Animated film. However, it looks like Paul Dini has to have a new cast. According to IMDB, Superman: Doomsday will Ann Hache is Lois Lane, I have no problems with this, however, James Marsters and Adam Baldwin fill out the cast. But not as you think. The Gravely voiced Baldwin is Superman and Marsters will play Lex Luthor.

*blink*

Happy Birthday to me!

2007-06-22T01:52:32Z

It looks like I am going to have a birthday party. I am working out the details but it will be at Shore Leave. If you can join me, let me know.

Heath Leadger as the Joker

2007-05-29T03:00:22Z

Now that looks creepy.

Prepair to be jellous Canadians

2007-05-15T05:57:28Z

Saw Sloan on Sunday. Small Sins opened. I need to work on homework. So I leave you with this image:

I also am going to announce:

THE GUITAR SOLO IS BACK, BABY!

That is all.

Falcon Ridge Porn!

2007-04-24T05:42:52Z

RIP Kurt Vonnegut

2007-04-12T14:43:18Z

Last night Kurt Vonnegut passed away.

It makes me think of a time I was out with some girl and we ducked into R. Michelson Galleries in Northampton, MA. For those who are not familiar with the Gallery, they have a great collection of works from Dr. Suess to Billy Dee Williams (That's right Lando Calrissian!) There was a gallery reseption for Vonnegut. I just wish I knew more about him then, maybe had a conversation...

Now I have an excuse to pick up one of his books.

If you loved me you would buy me this

2007-04-10T15:41:28Z

Did you see Kurt Swinghammer, Luke Daucet, Andy Stochansky and Erin McKeown? I think there is even an ex-paperboy in the video, too...

How gay is this?

2007-04-06T04:23:28Z

I was looking for Dodo birds and I came across this.

Um...So like where is the dodo? Behind the gay porno?

WTF?

2007-03-27T05:19:12Z

When did Adrian Paul become Sean Connery?

This is more confusing then when David Lee Roth turned into Tony Danza....

Why is Bob Dylan a Cylon for that matter?

DUDE!

2007-02-21T04:39:00Z

Surly the Fox network will dissapoint me once again. After canceling such wonderful shows such as Firefly, The Tick, Kindred the Embraced, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Strange Luck, Warewolf, Ryan Caufield: Year One, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., The Lone Gunmen, Harsh Realm and after 9 short seasons, The X Files, they are developing possibly the greatest conceived comedy **EVER**

It is about a looser dentist who gets bionics inplanted and turns to none other then Lee Majors for the sergery. The Show will be called "Me & Lee" This may even rival "Heat Vision and Jack! (Yes it's 30 minutes long but if you havn't seen this it is worth watching just for the sheer level of brilliance. Trust me!)

Maddie rode a tricycle

2007-02-12T02:15:48Z

It was maddie's birthday party today. There was lots of cake and presants. She turns 3 on Tuesday.

Shark Attack 3: the greatest movie ever made ever

2007-02-10T04:30:00Z

Next time Shark Attack 3: Megaladon is aired, you *MUST* watch it. It has the worse dialogue, bad acting and the special effects are horrible. It is BRILLIANT!

With dialogue like "Bull Turds!" how can you go wrong!

Finally, here is the real reason to watch it. It stars Gay Action Hero John Borrowman AKA Captain Jack Hartness from Torchwood and Dr. Who. He was also in Delovly.

If you havn't seen Delovley, watch it. Borrowman has a small but importaint roll in the film as a gay actor. Plus it is Kevin Kline's best performance!

ANyways, I love Captain Jack. He is a fantastic actor who was great in Doctor Who. However, apparently when Borrowman tried to act straight he acts like Tom Cruise. Does that tell you something about Tom Cruise?

Maybe Tom Cruise should do a shark movie...A gay shark movie! The kind with gay sharks.

WTF!

2007-02-04T05:13:25Z

Ok, first off doesn't the History Channel show things that really happened?

So why are they showing the orginal "Planet of the Apes" Starring Charelton Heston?

Just love those monkeys!

BRUCE CAMPBELL DOING AN OLD SPICE AD!

2007-01-19T04:20:34Z

From now on I will smell like an Old Man!

Piece I did for Butch Ross

2007-01-18T04:21:06Z